The National Lampoon's Vacation series is one of the most popular family franchises of all time, . The problem is that it might take six weeks. [to the campground cashier] At first, I didn't want to take this vacation. It's a quest. : You know, if I weren't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you can say, "police brutality!". Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? Audrey, yeah. Hey Knucklehead, set us up with four Red eye's will ya? Dead. [to Ellen] Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. Clark Griswald When originally released in theaters, the song "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters was present, but quickly withdrawn, having June Pointer's "Little Boy Sweet" replace it; hence why it does not appear on the soundtrack. Yeah, Walley World. I think that someone just owes us an explanation that's all! This time they're trying to have a picture book, old-fashioned Christmastime--even though all the in-laws are dropping by, including Clark's (Chevy Chase) redneck cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid). : The initial Vacation likely falls just behind the 1989 installment that has since become an iconic holiday classic: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Mechanic 1 You see kids [the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]. 37 dollars for three tents? : [the clerk walks away; Clark slams on the desk in frustration, which opens the cash register. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images) National Lampoon's . Ellen Griswold : Clark, you're scaring me. Whew! How do you like yours, Clark? : Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. Right, Rusty? Here's the leash, sir. Relax, it's all part of the act. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! We watch his program We buy his toys, we go to his movies he owes us. The heat. Today Chevy Chase is 79 years old . Ellen Griswold No, I mean your bun. Oh, for chrissake, he isn't even home! I'm not falling for this. : And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. Clark Griswald . WATCH: 'Christmas Vacation' Cast Reunites For Old Navy Nov 26, 2012, 08:39 AM EST Cue up Mavis Staples. Clark, I need my vanity case. About $52,000. Don't you trust me? Two native Americans on horses watch him]. Clark Griswald Clark Griswald : He was commanding big bucks thanks to the success of Caddyshack, the first Vacation. Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed? : We say lines from the . Hey you can't prove that Russ. Ellen Griswald Oh my God Ellen Griswold Dont throw me down clark!!!!! Yes, he can! Clark Griswald Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald : There is frequent profanity, including a tirade filled with "f--k," brief female nudity (breasts), sexual innuendo, an incest joke, and a dog killed after being left leashed to the back bumper of a station wagon after driving down the highway. : Some Christmas movies just become instant classics, and that's what happened to this one. Anthony Michael Hall plays Rusty in the National Lampoon's Vacation franchise. Hot! Clark Griswald We thought you enjoyed fruitcake. : And I'm sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place. Let's go, Russ. : Learn more about the full cast of National Lampoon's Vacation with news, photos, videos and more at TV Guide What are we going to do, Clark? I'm very sorry, I feel terrible. They kidnapped one of my men, sir. So, what's the bill? Clark Griswald Motorcycle Cop : He spent his 20s doing odd jobs but wanted to pursue a career in comedy. Clark Griswald The Instagram post also included a video that. Griswold was expecting a big Christmas bonus check - so much so he was going to buy the family a swimming pool. When Clark and Ellen are doing the dishes, you can see Ellen just brush the leftover food into the sink and then hand the plate to Clark. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. : I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. I don't want to drive it. But it is a shame. Motorcycle Cop National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik. Clark Griswald National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a 1989 American Christmas comedy film and the third installment in National Lampoon magazine's Vacation film series. [gunshots are heard and a woman is heard screaming]. Clark Griswald Finally, one of the hounds chases it into the kitchen, with Clark in hot pursuit. : : Clark Griswald Rusty Griswold: [grabs Clark's shoulder] Dad, you want an aspirin or somethin'? Christmas Vacation was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik, written and co-produced by John Hughes, and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid with supporting roles by Miriam Flynn, William Hickey, Mae Questel, Diane Ladd . Clark Griswald For how much? You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Oh, no. Comedy; Cast: Chevy Chase . Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. : Watch '80s Movie Quiz With "Stranger Things" Star Gaten Matarazzo, Watch 'National Lampoon's Vacation' | 35th Anniversary Mashup. : : : It really was an accident. Fuck yo mama! I didn't even get sick once. Rusty Griswold : Metallic Pea? Roy can I call you Roy? Ellen Griswold director of photography Film Editing by Pembroke J. Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald You couldn't even break the skin with that thing. What? : : Ellen Griswold : [Clark knocks on the front door of Normie's house and rings the doorbell, but no anwser]. You know, I'd really appreciate it. Come on, come on, how much? : Drove the whole family to Florida. Darn. Honey, Number 1: I've already called the bank and told them you lost them. Audrey Griswald : : Hey, hey, easy kids. Motel Desk Clerk He Clark Tough little mutt Ellen Griswold Well whatever I did, I'm sure I can explain [the motorcycle cop forcibily takes Clark by the arm and leads him to the rear of the car, which has a dog leash still tied to it]. Cousin Eddie : Uh no that's bad. The computer says it's been reported lost. He's been making audiences laugh for years in the National Lampoon's Vacation film series, but Chevy Chase doesn't joke around when it comes to being the dad of his four kids. Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Is that *your* Aunt Edna? Where's my old car? National Lampoon's Vacation, sometimes referred to as simply Vacation, is a 1983 American road trip comedy film directed by Harold Ramis starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Imogene Coca, Randy Quaid, John Candy, and Christie Brinkley in her acting debut with special appearances by Eddie Bracken, Brian Doyle-Murray, Miriam Flynn, James Keach, Eugene Levy and Frank McRae. Clark Griswald : This year he went too far. : She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. It was very confusing. Ellen Griswold I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Chevy Chase: Clark Griswold Showing all 98 items Jump to: Photos (36) Quotes (62) Photos 13 more photos Quotes Clark Griswald : I think you're all fucked in the head. Ed, the car salesman Here boy! This is no way to run a desert! : : Product Information. [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]. He's always been a jackoff Ellen Griswold Clark Griswald Clark Griswald : : For the Clark W. Griswolds of. [to Clark] Yeah, come on, Mom. : : Troublesome holiday preparations complicate Clark Griswold's plans for an old-fashioned Christmas. : Honey, relax. Well, uh, he kidnapped me, Mr. Walley, but I tell ya, I had a great time on your rides. December 6, 2021 at 7: . : I think you're all fucked in the head. Roy Walley Cousin Eddie I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. : Cousin Eddie Please say we don't! Jesus, it's only the biggest damn hole in the world. I've already done my back. Clark Griswald Rusty Griswold Clark Griswald : All they have to do is look for the buzzards. All my credit cards are in it. The 1989 movie came out three decades ago on December 1, and it's just as beloved now as it was then -- if not more. : The National Lampoon is not a movie studio, though it might have seemed like it in the 1980s. Clark Griswald Uh, they don't close Florida. : The original ending of National Lampoon's Vacation has never been released to the public, but Chevy Chase claims he still has a VHS with the original cut of the movie at home. Roll 'em up! Clark Where he almost gets into a head-on with a truck and nearly runs off the road as the family truckster backfires. Pimp : Taxi! Comedian Chevy Chase will appear in person at a screening of his film "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" Dec. 9 in Detroit. Jesus! Cousin Eddie Roy Walley . But with every new day there's fresh hope. Rusty Griswold : : : Clark Griswald Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway? I must have forgot. : : : : After SNL, Chevy, 79, had some major film successes, starting with 1978's Foul Play, which earned him two Golden Globe nominations! 7. It's a BB gun! "- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! I'll get to the bottom of this. Clark Griswald You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. The humor magazine that ran from 1970 to 1998 got into the movie business in 1978 when it put its name . You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. Haven't heard of it? In the 1992 movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the Character of Audrey Griswold is played by Juliette Lewis (previously portrayed by Dana Barron and Dana Hill and later by Marisol. : Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold. Even worse, Clark's employers . Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo? The film's climactic trek through Walley World was actually shot at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, California; Ramis had Chase, John Candy, and other cast . Ellen Griswold : : [Eddie hands Clark his opened beer he'd been drinking and opens the last fresh one for himself]. Clark Griswald If you were if you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children? : Mechanic 1 I guess I've missed an awful lot. Rusty became one of the most recognisable young actors of the 1980s, starring in films such as Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, and Weird Science. As long as you don't tie me to the rear bumper. Ellen Griswold Oh, nothing but the best. : Cousin Eddie M; 1989; 1h 33m; 7.5; Visiting relatives and troublesome holiday preparations complicate Clark Griswold's plans for an old-fashioned Christmas. He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation, which starred Ed . Motorcycle Cop Harold Ramis Producer: Matty Simmons Writer: John Hughes Release Date (Theaters): Jul 29, 1983 wide Release Date (Streaming): Aug 19, 2003 Runtime: 1h 38m Distributor: Warner Bros. Sound Mix: Mono. [writing the check] After working steadily through the '90s and 2000s, she almost got to reunite with Chevy Chase once again. [confused] You can't just put her on the roof. Oh and my Aunt Edna. Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state? : Clark. Motel Desk Clerk Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. Not without a major credit card. : Rusty The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster. He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation , which starred Ed . No, it isn't. : But if you'd rather see your cousins. : Yes, Mr. Ed? Ed, the car salesman That is the meanest, coldest Clark Griswald Poor little guy. Hahaha. Clark Griswald Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. Was I weaving or something? Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude? How old was Chevy Chasein National Lampoon's Vacation? Have you even driven cross-country? : We can't just ignore the plight of the inner cities. : Mr. Griswold ordered a blue sports wagon, where is it? Motorcycle Cop I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Clark Griswald I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best, OK? : How To Make A Timeless, Original, Hysterical, Satirical Comedy. Director Stephen Kessler Writers Elisa Bell (story) Bob Ducsay (story) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Randy Quaid See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels Everything isn't like home. : The third in the series of National Lampoon's 'Vacation' films, this sequel concerns the Griswold family's holiday get-together. Despite all the little problems, it really is fun isn't it?
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