And they do talk to each othersometimes ignoring the injunctive to leave business behind. This amalgam of pop Druidry, Klan kitsch and Fraserian mumbo- jumbo stems from the nineteenth-cen-tury passion for ancient ritual. Two thousand miles away, at the other end of the continent, the same impulse produced Mardi Gras in New Orleans, with its Mystick Krewe, its Elves of Oberon and the tribute paid by Rex to Comus. At the encampment last July, Al Haig was there, along with three other former secretaries of State: Kissinger, Shultz and William P. Rogers (Rogers as a guest of former national security adviser William P. Clark's). Membership in the Bohemian Club is by invitation only, and no women are allowed, either as members or guests, except for an occasional picnic for club wives. Its only landmark is a kick-ass bar called the Pink Elephant, but a half-mile or so away from "the Pink," in the middle of a redwood grove, there is, strangely enough, a bank of 16 pay telephones. When expanded it provides a list of search options that will switch the search inputs to match the current selection. Wooziness was pervasive. The woman on the line now asked about the friend. The initiation fee for regular voting membership is said to be $8,500, and dues are set at more than $2,000 a year. I walked over to the Secret Service guy and asked if it was okay to meet the president. It's only a matter of time before the club gets sued under either California's civil rights act or San Francisco's civil rights ordinance, both of which bar sex discrimination in business establishments. It tells the productive they can drink, it tells the drunks they're productive. At dinner I sat across from a young broker who shared his wine with me and complained about his girlfriend. The avenging posses may find some puzzling elements within the Grove. Following closely in Mandalay's footsteps is Cave Man Camp. Nearby, a young member of the cast dressed as a woman pulled apart purplish gossamer robes to pee. Its members have included Herbert Hoover, a dedicated Bohemian who was known to fellow campers as the Chief'; Mr. Nixon; Lowell Thomas; Eddie Rickenbacker, and Eugene Pulliam, an Indianapolis newspaper publisher. European leaders travel discreetly to the Grove to ad-dress the American elite. Some said there were Secret Service men guarding the roads and the perimeter. I worked hard to respond in kind (I invented an infant son named Ronald Wilson Weiss). In November 1916 Roy joined the prestigious and exclusive Bohemian Club and remained an active lifelong member. German chancellor Helmut Schmidt (not to be confused with Club members Chauncey E. Schmidt or Jon Eugene Schmidt) strolled its paths with club member Henry Kissinger, as did French socialist leader Michael Rocard. They played golf, swam and went skeet shooting. Fireworks went off at the lakeside, and a brass band in peppermint-striped jackets and straw boaters came out of the woods playing "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight.". Then the beer brewer himself came out to sing: "Mandalay," the song based on the Kipling poem. At the Bohemian Grove, he joined the Piedmont Camp to be with his close personal friends from Piedmontthe Witters, Dollars, etc.instead of joining a business camp. Since everyone is supposed to kick back and forget work, it's the fuck-up's annual revenge. The right-wing Hoover Institution at Stanford attended in full force and brought along the president of Washington's Heritage Foundation. The set for the play included a wall inscription in Latin meaning "Always hard." ", "Come out Bohemians! In mid-July each year, Bohemian Grove hosts a three-week . When I got to Monte Rio, only a couple of signs of protest remained. It was posted in a locked glass case during the day, and was removed every night. The Bohemian Club's waiting list, which had first appeared away back in the 1920s, grew to ridiculous lengths. He sneered at nearby Abbey, a lowly place equipped merely with tents and believed to have a tradition of unmentionable prac-tices. "No, but I've heard a lot about him and I'd like to meet him." He got the pa-pers San Francisco Chronicle, Wall Street Journal, New York Times. User ID: 78001158. They spoke of "fairy unguents" that would free men to pursue warm fellowship, and I was reminded of something Herman Wouk wrote about the Grove: "Men can decently love each other; they always have, bur women never quite understand. Waiters and servants are brought up from San Francisco for the sessions, but many members insist on bringing their own servants and in some cases cooks. Richard Nixon, like Hoover a mem-ber of Cave Mans camp inside the Grove, got a raptur-ous reception in 1967 and pressed forward to the nomi-nation and the White House. Those who attended included Art Linkletter, who was master of ceremonies, for one of the shows, Bing Crosby and Phil Harris, among the entertainers; A. Robert Abboud; John Diebold, the consultant; Edgar F. Kaiser Sr. of Kaiser Industries; Richard Cooley, former president of Wells Fargo Bank; Allan Sproul, former head of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York; Emmet Solomon, former president of the CrockerCitizens National Bank, and Louis B. Lundborg, retired chairman of the Bank of America. Also, it was Walter Cronkite talking. [This is not entirely accurate; "Bohemian Grove" is labeled as such on USGS topographic maps. The Grove had been a major factor in his "homesickness when you are forced to be away, as I was, for eight years." He did take a crack at toilet humor: "You know, I got to take a second to do something naughty here, since this is an all-stag arrangement. Meanwhile, the Bohemians' new favorite son had arrived in camp the night before. "You know, the press conferences were adversarial bouts -- they were there to trap me in something or other.". Q33. The media's anti-elitist mood, never all that ferocious, was spent. In 1981, for instance, Dan Rostenkowski, Ed Meese and former president of CBS News Van Gordon Sauter attended (Sauter as the guest of former California governor Edmund "Pat" Brown, Jerry's father). ", "Bohemians come! Just as the priests set out to torch the crypt, a red light appeared high in a redwood and large speakers in the forest amplified the cackling voice of Care: "Fools! The often bizarre rites have elevated what was once a provincial club for San Franciscans embarrassed by the rude manners of the Wild West into the most exclusive club in the United States, with 2,300 members drawn from the whole of the American establishment and a waiting list 33 years long. Rudyard Kipling, romantic colonialist and exponent of the masculine spirit, is, naturally, one of the Grove's heroes, and "Mandalay" is a triumphant white man's-burden song. This same caller moved from shots in the arm to shots in another location. In the 1990s the Groves reputation as the site of Secret Government was in eclipse. (Another rule forbade cameras outside one's own camp. But the biggest crowd pleaser was Bubbles Boobenheim, a showgirl turned patroness who rubbed her prosthetic behind against the elevator doors at stage left. He sneered too, though more deferentially, at lordly Mandalay camp, inaccessible save by written invitation by a member, luxuriously appointed and stocked with the Membership Committees most determined stab at the pretense of Secret Government. We shook hands firmly (his: small, bony) and chatted. Visit some corporate suite in San Francisco in June or early July and if you see the CEO brooding thoughtfully before his plate-glass window overlooking the Bay Bridge, the chances are he is not thinking about some impending take-over or merciless down-sizing. I wanted to visit the former president. In mid-July each year, Bohemian Grove hosts a more than two-week encampment of some of the masters of the universe. ", "They're always an the periphery of radicalism. Report Abusive Post. A set of checkpoints like the Berlin Wall seemed to stretch out behind him. Reagan himself had been a guest at the Bohemian Grove since at least 1967 and an official member since 1975 , coincidentally a place also annually visited by David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger , as well as Nelson Rockefeller since at least the 1940s and descendants of J.P. Morgan and a handful of other East Coast elites. The Bohemian Club began as a San Francisco institu-tion in 1872, founded by journalists and kindred lowly scriveners as an excuse for late-night boozing. They told of how a man's heart is divided between "reality" and "fantasy," how it is necessary to escape to another world of fellowship among men. On the first weekend, for instance, Associated Press president Louis Boccardi, addressing his listeners as men of "power and rank," gave them more details than he said he was willing to give his readers about the plight of Terry Anderson, the Middle East correspondent held hostage since 1985. The two of them were camping in Mandalay, the most exclusive bunk site in the encampment, the one on the hill with the tiny cable car that carries visitors up to the compound. It was the same bar-lodge-motel where the local police had arrested a man for pandering a few years back. Though he was no career man at the Grove Tom had al-ready taken on a caustic loyalty to his camp. When Ronald Reagan came to the green parasol the next day, the organ player broke into "California, Here I Come." This has been especially true in the last ten years as Bohemia's stunning roster has waxed ever more statusy, as Kissinger and Rockefeller and Nick Brady have joined, drawing the attention of left-wing protesters, scholars of elites, and reporters. The camp has a false outer door and two overlapping walls that form an S-shaped entry. For a while, in the early 1980s, Moore and BGAN thought they might actually liberate the redwoods. ", "My son was in Santiago, and David sent him letters of introduction to seven leading bankers in seven countries. The club has a fa-mous motto, weaving spiders not come here, meaning No shop talk, but Tom laughs. House of Cards Shows Bohemian Grove Human Sacrifice - TruNews I was told that if a Californian is not admitted before he is 30, he can despair of membership unless he achieves commercial or political prominence. At the opening of each summer season proper, on July 14 this year, there is the traditional masque, representing the banish-ment of Care. He got rousing applause when he called for greater regulation of the media. On Wouk's acceptance, for instance, he was put to work writing a history of the club. That's the picnic scene at Russian River, where whitecaps and condoms meander down the foul brown estuary swirling amongst filthy young men who entertain disgusting Old Jew Pervs from Fire Island, Key West and West Hollywood. One day I drove up to the front gate and got a daunting glimpse of what looked like the Grove sheriff, a barrel like figure in a Smokey the Bear hat. The Grove's keenest adversary is Mary Moore, who lives in a counter cultural shantytown in nearby Occidental. This summer, for example, attendees saw several plays. . In 1971, when the press corps forced him to cancel his speech at the Grove, President Nixon had wired the club to say, "Anyone can be president of the United States, but few have any hope of becoming president of the Bohemian Club.". Expose The Grove - Exposing The Bohemian Club and The Bohemian Grove Particularly in the more sumptuous camps even this takes plenty of money, sharing bills for retinues of uniformed servants, vintage cellars, master chefs and kindred accouterments of spiritual refreshment. And inside the Grove the guest list was well guarded. "I need the B-2.". Every spring for many years now, Bohemian Club presidents have formally summoned such men to the Grove with great effusion: "Brother Bohemians: The Sun is Once Again in the Clutches of the Lion, and the encircling season bids us to the forest -- there to celebrate the awful mysteries! In its place the flame of eternal friend-ship is ignited and three weeks of Boho-dom are underway. And Dwayne Andreas, the chairman of Archer-Daniels-Midland. Moore was the 1953 San Luis Obispo County Fiesta queen, but by 1980 she had become, she says, a "woman-identified woman," and the Grove's thunderous maleness and what she calls its "closedness" disturbed her. Bohemian Grove is a place where men who grew up with their names on buildings can pee on trees and perform bacchanalian rites, unfettered by the pesky presence of women, unlanded gentry or any. Industries PLC of England, a deal that could give Simon a toehold in Europe. "I call it dangerous," he said and told of how a dropped cigar had once ignited a batch. The popular redwoods between the Dining and Camp Fire Circles now reeked of urine and wore what looked to be a permanent skirt of wet, blackened soil. The participants seem to enjoy the isolation and the opportunity to let their hair down in some way. He even went into the drunken depression stage and started claiming he's going to die in his 50s from a heart attack. If the avenging posses mustered by the Bohemian Grove Action Network manage this year to burst through the security gates at the Bohemian Grove, they will (to extrapolate from numerous eyewitness accounts of past sessions) find proofs most convincing to them that here indeed is the ruling crowd in executive session: hundreds of near-dead white men sitting by a lake listening to Henry Kissinger, plus many other near-dead white men in adjacent landscape in a state of intoxication so advanced that many of them had fallen insensible among the ferns, gin fizz glasses gripped firmly till the last. There are lakeside talks. Later I heard a Bohemian on the River Road saying it had been brave of Reagan to take on all comers, But another Bohemian pointed out it really hadn't been a big risk. In fact, the encampment has always had political significance. It was a risk, but then it was my last hour of my first and last Grove. You know how many times we've been in someone's home, and we've wanted to go to the powder room, and we've maybe said, 'Excuse me, I've got to powder my nose.' The cremation took place at the man-made lake that is the center of a lot of Grove social activity. When one character; a PR executive, expressed a desire to make his mistress an honest woman, she objected, reminding him of an old Bohemian saying: "If it floats or flies or fools around, don't buy it, rent it." Here Henry Kissinger made a bathroom pun on the name of his friend Lee Kuan Yew, who was in attendance -- the sort of joke that the people of Singapore, whom Lee rules with such authoritarian zeal, are not free to make in public. "Your secretary, I got to tell you, she's 110 percent," a dark-haired man said to an older fellow. It was a transparent plea for help. The long tables are lit by gas pipes that spring from the ears of wooden owl silhouettes three feet above the table, a half dozen of these per table. see that two of the bit actors appearing as dock workers were Casper Weinberger, former Secretary of Health; Education and Welfare who is now chief counsel for the Bechtel Corporation, and Mr. Clausen, president and chief executive officer of the Bank of America. Other Lakeside speaking is more indulgent. It ends with the symbolic burning in effigy of a wooden skeleton in a coffin that represents the end of the cares of the world. The speeches are presented as off-the-record -- one of the absurdities of Grove life, given that they are open to several thousand people. The mood was American and bellicose. Had a red fist painted on the back of her gown. But if publishers are allowed in, reporters are kept outan irony considering the club's antecedents. For example, at one point a Little League team came out that included Bohemians Bob Lurie and Peter O'Malley, the real-life owners of the San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Dodgers, in uniform. Former President Ford told us what he would do to save the country. How? One day a member asked if I was related to a Bohemian named Jack Weiss. At his Lakeside Talk, Malcolm Forbes said that Khrushchev knows the Soviets "are in over their heads," and even as the name Gorbachev was murmured throughout the audience, Forbes rambled on, dotty and heedless, 25 years out-of-date. Members have cited their privilege to walk about in "various states of undress." Jones said a lot of shit yesterday, especially past the 1:30:00 mark when he started to get lit. The rest of the questions were about the world outside the Grove. Music sounded softly. 1872. Fifty people were arrested. Because the regular members require entertainment, "men of talent" pay greatly reduced fees. Typical attendees range from high-profile big boys like former Nixon cabinet member Henry Kissinger to powerful corporate chieftains whose names wouldn't draw a twitch of recognition from most folks on the street. Masters of the Universe Go to Camp: Inside the Bohemian Grove Simon was Treasury secretary in the Ford administration and today is a major savings and loan conglomerateur, active in takeovers. Participants drank 4,000 bottles of wine, carefully chosen, and almost as much liquordespite the special Bohemian Club labels, the bourbon was real ly Jim Beam and the gin really Beefeaters. For Republicans the club is an antechamber to the White House. He said it was a big shot in the arm for Monte Rios ailing economy. I said I was a guest of Bromley camp, where unsortable visitors end up. Alexander CockburnsGuillotined! The speech was canned and courtly. "Simon doesn't know he doesn't have money.". This year's event drew in notables such as former President George Bush, Texas Gov. Why the evidence that a significant portion of the Secret Government appear to be involved in some theatrical production, involving the use of womens clothes and lavish application of make-up? Cremation of Care, they fear, means the death of caring. In years past speakers at the lakeside chats have included Dwight D. Eisenhower, before he was President; Robert F. Kennedy, when he was Attorney General; Arnold Palmer, the golfer; Nelson A. Rockefeller; former Chief Justice Earl Warren; David Sarnoff, former chairman of RCA; Herman Wouk, the writer; Dr. Wernher von Braun of the space program; Neil Armstrong, an astronaut, Richard M. Nixon, who is a club member, and Mr. Kissinger. "It's already got a fur coat and the license is a lot cheaper." At that time (and we doubt things have changed) the basic wage for the very ample force required to assist in the banishing of Care is not handsome $5 to $6 an hour. I wanted to ask Reagan about efforts to desegregate the club. Then everyone hushed as a column of hooded figures carrying torches emerged solemnly from the woods 100 yards away, bearing a corpse down to the water. Let my friends remember me by it when i am gone, reads a plaque left by a Bohemian at the base of a 301-footer. He says he likes it that way. But he was perfectly charming, and we talked about music and the Kennedy Center for a long time.. Reporters seeking to write about the Grove had rarely been inside, and then usually for only a few hours at a time, but I was determined to have a good, long look, so I took care to blend. "I got slightly inebriated -- slightly! James A. Baker III, the current secretary of State, is also a member, but he couldn't make it this year. Over the years the Jinks has become the leading entertainment at the encampment, surpassing the mannered and ponderous Grove Play, which is performed the next weekend. No wonder this year's guest list included the two biggest congressional bagmen of recent years: Representative Tony Coelho, former chairman of the House Democratic Campaign Committee, and Representative Guy Vanderjagt, his counterpart on the Republican committee. Great intimacy is achieved in song. I felt like a member of the greatest nation ever, the greatest gender ever, the greatest generation ever. At Sundodgers camp there is a motto on the mantel: The productive drunk is the bane of all moralists. The CIAs Changing Take on the Climate Emergency, Emancipation, Hollywoods Best Civil War Film Ever. Henry A. Kissinger Papers, Part II (MS 1981). Tom Watson, the builder of IBM, once took a long weekend off from his retirement job as US ambassador to Moscow to fly to San Francisco to dine with a Bohemian Grove board member and discreetly lobby for membership. Lowell Bergman, a producer with 60 Minutes who used to hunt rabbits in the nearby hills, remembered a fire road leading into the site near the Guerneville waste-treatment plant but said they'd spot me sneaking in.
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